{"product_id":"pet-the-coffee-woven-blanket-shop-230593-3202","title":"Wake Up, Pet the Coffee Funny Dog Woven Blanket","description":"\u003ch3\u003eYour morning routine, corrected in red pen.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery dog person knows the feeling: you're awake, but your brain hasn't clocked in yet. This funny woven blanket says what your first hour really sounds like, then fixes it with red X's and a handwritten correction. Smell the coffee. Pet the dog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThrow it over the couch, layer it on the bed, or keep it by the chair where your dog always ends up next to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy dog people love it\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSoft woven cotton:\u003c\/strong\u003e Made from 100% cotton yarn, so it feels like a real blanket, not a printed sheet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCozy fringe edges:\u003c\/strong\u003e Colorful fringe gives it a finished, homey look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThree sizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 37\" x 52\", 50\" x 60\", and 60\" x 80\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA design that gets the laugh:\u003c\/strong\u003e Warm beige, bold lettering, and red pen corrections that guests will ask about.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAmerican made and made to order:\u003c\/strong\u003e Woven when you order it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDog moms, dog dads, coffee lovers, and anyone who is not a morning person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: 100% cotton yarn with colorful fringe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes: 37\" x 52\", 50\" x 60\", 60\" x 80\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors may vary slightly from the mockup because yarn colors differ\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eQuestions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is it made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton yarn, woven on a loom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it match the photos exactly?\u003c\/strong\u003e Very close, but yarn colors vary slightly from the mockup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhich size should I pick?\u003c\/strong\u003e Choose 37\" x 52\" for a lap or chair, 50\" x 60\" for the couch, and 60\" x 80\" for the bed.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ShineOn Fulfillment","offers":[{"title":"37\" x 52\"","offer_id":67992990351610,"sku":"SO-17031094","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" x 60\"","offer_id":67992990384378,"sku":"SO-17031096","price":79.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" x 80\"","offer_id":67992990417146,"sku":"SO-17031097","price":109.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0817\/0582\/8602\/files\/asset_8411_transformation_25367.jpg?v=1793152732","url":"https:\/\/tokenandtreasure.com\/products\/pet-the-coffee-woven-blanket-shop-230593-3202","provider":"Token and Treasure","version":"1.0","type":"link"}